45 Flirty Knock Knock Jokes Sure to Make Them Smile
Everyone loves a good joke, and flirty knock knock jokes are as old as time! Even if you don’t usually tell jokes, these cheesy jokes are short, easy to remember, and very funny. Try out these flirty knock knock jokes on your special someone and see if you can make them laugh out loud.Â
Whether you have a crush on someone and you’re looking for funny pick-up lines, or you’re in a new relationship, or you’ve been married for over a decade, these jokes are great for couples at every stage. Anyone with a good sense of humor will love these funny jokes.Â
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes That Make Perfect Pick Up Lines
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to go out with me?
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian who?
I’m Russian to get your phone number.Â
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan-a go on a date with me?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you like people who tell knock knock jokes.Â
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Would you mind pudding your number in my phone?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
I Sherwood like to take you out.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, obviously!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al take you on a date if you let me.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can go on a date?Â
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later?Â
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Axe who?
May I axe you on a date?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you stunning.Â
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t do this, but do you want to go out with me?Â
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police tell me you’re free this weekend?
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Collin.
Collin who?
I’d like to be collin you mine.
If your pick up lines work and your crush agrees to a date, use these questions for couples to get to know eachother as a fun way to spark up some conversation!Â
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes for New Couples
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
So do you want to make out?Â
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you.Â
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me.Â
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Johanna.
Johanna who?
Johanna be mine forever?Â
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you, baby. Â
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you too!Â
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you and me not married yet?Â
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya give me a kiss, please?Â
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day.
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
Why don’t you butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss and let’s Joe!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me, won’t you?
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet you steal my heart.Â
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco bout how gorgeous you are! Â
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes for Long Term Couples
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?Â
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle be yours forever.
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how much I love you?Â
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karen.
Karen who?
I’ll be Karen for you forever!Â
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana spend forever with you.Â
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me want you.
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, of course!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toad.
Toad who?
I toad-ally love you.
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I needle little love from you right now.
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter get over here and give me a kiss.
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart!Â
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give me a kiss!Â
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy us lasting forever.
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do love you!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comma.
Comma who?
Why don’t you comma little closer and you’ll find out?
If you’re looking for more ways to add some fun into your marriage, try these fun things to do as a couple!
What Did You Think of These Flirty Knock Knock Jokes?
Hopefully, you found a few funny knock knock jokes from this list to try out on someone. These flirty jokes would be perfect to use on a girlfriend, boyfriend, crush, husband, or wife to strike up some laughter.Â
This article was produced and syndicated by Parent Portfolio.
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