Best Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Ready to spark some laughter and light up those little faces? Our collection of the Best Would You Rather Questions for Kids is your ticket to becoming the coolest parent or teacher on the block! 

From silly scenarios to brain-benders, these prompts are perfect for any moment that calls for a dash of fun and a sprinkle of imagination. 

So, gather the young ones and get set for a session of giggles and gasps, where every choice leads to delightful discussions and lots of learning in disguise!

Funny Would You Rather Questions

Prepare for uncontrollable laughter and a flood of unforgettable memories as you embark on this wild ride of whimsical what-ifs! 

Get ready, set, and ask away!

• Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or shoes that squeak with every step?
• Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
• Would you rather only be able to whisper every word in opera style or shout every word in robot voice?
• Would you rather have hair made of spaghetti or sweat maple syrup?
• Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
• Would you rather wear a tutu every day for a year or wear a clown wig every day for life?
• Would you rather have to dance every time you walk or sing every time you speak?
• Would you rather have a tail that never stops wagging or ears that never stop wiggling?
• Would you rather always have to enter rooms backwards or always have to somersault out?
• Would you rather have your only mode of transportation be a unicycle or a pogo stick?
• Would you rather sneeze confetti or burp glitter?
• Would you rather have to use a trampoline to get in and out of bed or slide down a banister to leave your house?
• Would you rather wear a cape to every important meeting or wear clown shoes to every interview?
• Would you rather have a nose that lights up red like Rudolph or have pointy elf ears?
• Would you rather have your laughter sounds like a kookaburra or your yawn sound like a foghorn?
• Would you rather have every movie you watch slowly turn into “Shrek” or have every song you listen to gradually become “Baby Shark”?
• Would you rather have your daily conversations narrated by a comedian or live your life with a laugh track?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal with giant chopsticks or drink every drink through a twisty straw?
• Would you rather have hiccups during all of your serious conversations or have to sneeze every time you say a word with “s”?
• Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or be followed around by a hundred duck-sized horses?
• Would you rather be able to talk to animals but they all dislike you or animals love you but you can’t understand them?
• Would you rather wear a suit of armor for a year or have to sleep in a giant pumpkin every night?
• Would you rather have a personal theme song play every time you enter a room or have your own special effects crew follow you around?
• Would you rather have your head double in size every time you tell a lie or have your feet grow an inch every time you are complimented?
• Would you rather be able to only walk on all fours or only be able to walk backwards?
• Would you rather have every cat or dog you meet instantly become obsessed with you or never have to clean a bathroom again?
• Would you rather have a giant bird as your mode of transportation or a tiny elephant as your constant companion?
• Would you rather have to live in a house made of jelly or live in a house where all the furniture is alive and talks?
• Would you rather have to wear a full suit of armor every time you go out or have to carry a sword everywhere you go?
• Would you rather have your thoughts broadcasted as text above your head or have everyone else’s thoughts appear as subtitles when they talk?

Hard Would You Rather Questions For Kids

Step into a world of brain-teasing dilemmas with these “Hard Would You Rather” questions designed just for kids! These aren’t your average choices; they’re crafted to challenge, intrigue, and stimulate young minds.

From moral puzzles to wacky scenarios that require a bit of thinking, each question is an adventure in decision-making. 

Perfect for family discussions, classroom activities, or just fun with friends, these questions are sure to spark imagination and conversation. 

Are you ready to think outside the box?

• Would you rather have the ability to read minds but have no secrets of your own, or keep your thoughts to yourself but never know what others are thinking?
• Would you rather never have homework again but have to write a book every year, or have homework every night but never have to take tests?
• Would you rather be able to control time but not be able to experience any of it yourself, or live in the present with no ability to change the past or the future?
• Would you rather be the ruler of a small peaceful kingdom or an ordinary citizen in a large and prosperous empire?
• Would you rather have a photographic memory for everything you see or be able to forget anything you want instantly?
• Would you rather have the ability to speak all human languages or be able to communicate with all animals?
• Would you rather live in a world where no one lies or in a world where no one tells the truth?
• Would you rather have a map that shows you the location of anything you want to find but it’s very complicated to read, or have a simple map that only shows you your current location?
• Would you rather be able to invent a new toy that brings joy to millions of children or invent a medicine that cures a rare disease?
• Would you rather have the strength of a hundred people but feel everything a hundred times more intensely, or have the ability to be invisible but feel slightly cold all the time?
• Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout everything you say?
• Would you rather have a tree that grows money but only in the coldest place on Earth or have a magic wallet that never runs out of money but it only works for others?
• Would you rather be able to change one day in the past once a year or get a glimpse of one day in the future once a year?
• Would you rather have a pet dragon that can’t fly or a pet unicorn that can’t run?
• Would you rather be the best at any instrument but never able to play music with others or be an average player but always have the best bandmates?
• Would you rather have an unbreakable shield or a sword that never misses its target?
• Would you rather live in a house that’s safely on the ground but very ordinary or in a floating house that’s amazing but always slightly swaying?
• Would you rather be able to travel anywhere instantly but only at night or be able to fly but only as fast as you can walk?
• Would you rather be the most knowledgeable person in the world but unable to share any of it or know a little but be able to learn anything quickly?
• Would you rather have the power to heal any injury or illness in others but never yourself or be completely invulnerable but unable to heal others?
• Would you rather be able to transform into any animal but only once a month or be able to talk to animals but only the ones that don’t like you?
• Would you rather have every toy you can imagine but no one to share them with or have one cherished toy that comes to life as your friend?
• Would you rather never get tired but always feel a little bit hungry or never feel hungry but always a little bit tired?
• Would you rather be able to breathe underwater and explore the depths of the ocean or be able to fly and explore the skies?
• Would you rather be famous for inventing something that helps people but no one knows your name or be famous worldwide but for something silly and trivial?
• Would you rather live in a world where every color is much brighter but there are fewer shades or live in a world with many shades but all colors are a bit duller?
• Would you rather have the ability to create new planets and stars but never visit them or travel to any existing planet but not be able to change anything?
• Would you rather have an unlimited supply of any food you want but only one type at a time or have a variety of foods but only in small amounts?
• Would you rather be able to go back in time to meet your ancestors or go into the future to meet your descendants?
• Would you rather have a magic carpet that can take you anywhere but it’s really slow or have super fast running shoes that wear out quickly?