10 Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Said in Public

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Toddlers are often known for their candid and innocent remarks, but sometimes their comments can lead to awkward and embarrassing situations, especially in public. Here are some of the most hilarious and mortifying things toddlers have said in public, as shared by parents on a popular online forum.

1. “He’s Not Fat, He’s Pregnant”

One parent shared an experience where their toddler pointed at a heavyset man and loudly declared, “Look mommy, that man’s pregnant!” The man understandably looked embarrassed and the parent could not help but apologize profusely.

2. “Why Is He In A Wheelchair?”

A parent shared a story where their toddler saw a man in a wheelchair and loudly asked, “Mommy, why is he sitting in that chair?” The man looked embarrassed and the parent had to quickly apologize and explain to their child that it is not polite to comment on people’s disability or mobility.

3. “She Has A Mustache Like Daddy”

One parent recounted a story where their toddler saw a woman with a prominent mustache and exclaimed, “Mommy, she has a mustache like daddy!” The woman was understandably offended and the parent had to quickly apologize and explain to their child that it is impolite to comment on people’s physical features.

4. “He Looks Like A Monkey”

A parent shared an embarrassing moment when their toddler pointed at a man with a dark complexion and shouted, “Look mommy, he looks like a monkey!” The parent was mortified and quickly apologized to the man, who appeared to be hurt by the comment.

5. “She’s Fat, Like A Giant Whale”

One parent shared a story where their toddler pointed at an overweight woman and exclaimed, “Look mommy, she’s fat, like a giant whale!” The woman overheard the comment and looked visibly upset, causing the parent to feel extremely embarrassed and apologize profusely.

6. “Why Is That Lady So Old?”

A parent shared a cringe-worthy moment when their toddler pointed at an elderly woman and asked, “Mommy, why is that lady so old?” The parent had to explain to their child that it is rude to comment on people’s age and apologize to the woman.

7. “That Man Smells Like Poop”

A parent shared an embarrassing moment when their toddler loudly declared, “Mommy, that man smells like poop!” The man looked mortified and the parent had to quickly apologize and explain to their child that it is impolite to comment on people’s hygiene.

8. “Why Is That Man Bald?”

A parent recounted a story where their toddler pointed at a bald man and asked loudly, “Mommy, why is that man bald?” The man appeared embarrassed and the parent had to explain to their child that it is impolite to comment on people’s physical appearance.

9. “Why Does She Have A Beard?”

A parent shared an experience where their toddler saw a woman with facial hair and loudly asked, “Mommy, why does she have a beard?” The woman was embarrassed and the parent had to explain to their child that it is not polite to comment on people’s appearance.

10. “That Lady’s Voice Sounds Like A Man’s”

One parent shared a story where their toddler heard a woman with a deeper voice and loudly declared, “Mommy, that lady’s voice sounds like a man’s!” The woman was understandably upset and the parent had to quickly apologize and explain to their child that it is not polite to comment on people’s voice or gender.